Pamela Anderson Lee Rock filed for divorce from Kid today. That’s it. The world is ending. THe institution of marriage is completely destroyed (see blog from 11/13). And Pamela, when you find a man with the last name Rock–you KEEP him. Rock sounds uber cool tacked onto anyone’s name. Oprah Rock. Sinead O’Rock. Jet Li Rock. It even makes Clay Aiken sound macho. Clay Rock… Okay, yeah, nevermind.

I gotta run and turn on the news. Gotta make sure George and Barbara are still together.

The Best Day EVER!!! Had a snow day (and a half) last week. Once again I will use my mean rhymes to share my inner-most feelings....

Stop the Insanity It’s been a troublesome week. The world is falling apart, and I have no time to comment on it....

Just Stand There and Say Something Cute I've saved up a bunch of kid quotes. I thought I'd share some crazy things my students have said this...