I keep a running list of things my students say that crack me up (and usually it’s a laughing on the inside sort of thing). Thought I’d share a few. Beware though–they might make you want to become a teacher. (I’ll send you my pay stub if the temptation becomes too strong.)
If you had one super power, what would it be?
Student: Iâ€™d have meat vision.
Whoâ€™s your hero?
Student: Mario from Nintendo. He scores the princess all the time.
Whatâ€™s a good deed youâ€™ve done lately?
Student: I didnâ€™t drop kick my brother last night.
Whatâ€™s an improvement youâ€™d make to the school?
British Student: Employ some mums to cook in the cafeteria.
Youâ€™ve just won millions in the lottery. Whatâ€™s the first thing you’d do for someone else?
Student 1: A homeless shelter for those in need.
Student 2: A box. For my mom.
Student 3: Lipo and a brain transplant for an ugly, dumb chick.
Whatâ€™s your favorite possession?
Student: A light saber.
You can have absolutely anything you want for dessert. What do you choose?
â€œI just found out a girl named Guadalupe stole my Frosted Flakes. . . I think itâ€™s the worst thing that’s ever happened to me.â€
â€œThe Family Channelâ€™s 25 Days of Christmasâ€”thatâ€™s why I was put on this earth.â€
â€œI know the Heimlich Remover.â€
â€œMs. Jones, have you ever had rhinoplasty?â€
â€œI know I have fresh breath. Who wants to smell?â€
â€œPotty words in cheers. We have to get rid of potty words in cheers.â€
Me: â€œYou could begin your speech with a shocking statement.â€
Student: â€œLike poop is tasty?â€
Have a great week.