Stop With the Mondays Already!
Summer is FLYING. That means, not only will I be finishing a book at the end of the month, but I’ll also be going back to school. I don’t understand what sucks all the time out of summer. It’s like going to Wal-Mart. You go in for a few things at noon. And by the time you return to your car, it’s almost your bedtime and you’re pushing two carts. PLEASE somebody push the pause button on summer. I can’t face August right now. August and I have never been BFFs.
As mentioned, last week I went to my church for a huge fireworks display. What I forgot to mention was that I saw Suri Cruise there! (Or at least her Scientological body double.) The pics are sooo bad, but if you squint with your left eye and cross your right, I think you’ll see what I mean.
See! That’s totally (almost) her! Here she is again. A side profile shot.
“Mom, the other kids at preschool laughed at me when I told them the Mother Ship was on its way to pick me up. Can I put the Klingon curse on them?”
LIke most states, in Arkansas it’s illegal to ride in the back of a truck. I was driving in town and snapped this photo. This candidate for district court judge does NOT get my vote.
“My PR people are the BEST!”
YA author Michelle Sutton reviews a TON of books. (Like I don’t know how she finds time to eat. Or sleep. Or watch E!) She read On The Loose and made it her featured book of the month! Thanks, Michelle! You can see her review HERE.
(NO) thank you to Sheila for sending me THIS website. Made me want to hurl my computer at the wall.
I saw these in a fashion mag. I might be eating my words and sporting these shoes next fall, but KEDS, what are you thinking?
“I come with a complimentary pair of tube socks.”
Congrats to Keith Urban and wife Nicole. Had the baby Monday, named her Sunday. I guess it’s better than having her on Tuesday and naming her Monday. Then everyone would be like, “Monday Urban, I don’t know what it is, but your name makes me VIOLENT!” Or she’d grow up hearing “I hate Monday!” Because who ever says “Monday is the best!” Nobody, that’s who.
Okay, I’ve got to get back to writing and watching July slip away. Have a great day!
JEN
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OK, i’m pretty sure it might be hazardous to be driving and taking PICTURES at the same time, and I hope your watching OPRAH! IT’s discussing something that is possibly our problems:)
Seriously, have you ever tried to drive and take pics? It’s kinda weird. It messes with your equillibrium. Especially when you take out a stop sign.
I have to send the click the ball thing to everyone. I did see an even more annoying game, though. You shoot glob out of a cannon and see how far it can get. I sat there FOREVER trying it. And you probably shouldn’t take pics while driving. I would like you to live long enough to write a couple more books.
Click the ball! Bahahahah. teehee. Giggle. All my fault. Sorry. Don’t vote for Capt. underpants Benjy Lipscomb either. Jesse Helms was his hero.
Yeah, thanks MOM for sending that bouncing ball thing. Not all of us can click on it in ten seconds. For some of us it took HOURS…
And I love Captain Underpants.
And Julia, I would love to shoot a glob out of a cannon. How could you not think that’s fun?
i love the ball thing.. its addicting.. i got it 17 times!! it changes colors.. which yess makes me want to do it more because i want to see what color come next.