Just Between You and Me…I’m Giving Away Books

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How is it Wednesday already? (Actually, how is it NOT Christmas break already?)  I have endured, survived, and championed my way through the first day of school. No kids til next week, so things are still pretty easy. Actually I am blessed with the best schedule EVER this year, so I have zero reasons to complain. About school anyway. So let me pick something else…

I am the take-it-home-and-then-try-on-take-it-all-back-later queen. Like right now I have 15 pairs of flats in my house. FIFTEEN. Is it REALLY that hard to make a ballet flat that you can tolerate longer than 10 minutes? I would think it would be the easiest shoe in the world to make. It's not like a heel, where you have to take gravity and ankle joints into consideration. But every flat I try. . .AWFUL.  But how cool is this–Tuesday I tweeted about coming home to a big box of Zappos, and Zappos retweeted me!!! Zappos! My heroes of footwear! The people who are CRAZY to even let me shop there anymore because for every 40 pair I order, I only keep like one and return the rest. On their dime. It's out of control.

So the release date for Just Between You and Me is mere weeks away. How about we give away some copies? The book is about Maggie Montgomery, a thirty-year old woman who lives a seemingly fearless life. She travels the world as a cinematographer for a TV show and loves nothing better than to parachute out of planes or scale a mountain. But with one phone call from her father back home, her careful facade crumbles. In the novel Maggie has to face some pretty big fears she has, knowing if she doesn't let go and truly surrender them, life is never going to be what it needs to be. The most obvious fear of hers is water. She's not-so-secretly afraid of water. SO…this week's question of the week is: What are you afraid of? And you don't have to get deep and serious if you don't want to. For example, I'm afraid of tons of things.

1. We know I'm afraid of plane rides.

2. And heights.

3. But I'm also afraid of getting a lunar eclipe and a solar eclipse mixed up and looking directly at the wrong one and my eyeballs burning out of the sockets like a zombie.

4. I'm afraid of vitamins that are unnecessarily the size of my fist.

5. I'm afraid of being by myself when I choke because I will never be able to throw myself against the corner of a table and will have to just lie down on the floor and patiently wait for death.

6. I'm afraid I'll  use the incorrect form of lay or lie. Like for item number five? I had to look that up.

7. I'm afraid of I'm never going to find a picture/piece of art to go over my mantle. (speaking of excessive purchases and returns…)

8. I'm afraid of getting stuck in an elevator with Clay Aiken, Judge Judy, and a midget wrestler.

9. I'm afraid the fact that I cannot find a decent pair of black flats and have purchased over 20 is a sad metaphor for something else in my life.

10. Peas

11. Women who shower in perfume that smells like the stuff that I use to kill wasps.

12. How my family would fight over custody of my cat if I should pass on to the great catless beyond.

13. That someone might look close and notice where I've drawn a stick horse in the dust on my buffet table.

14. That anchovies and I will ever meet.

15. The things that come out of Dr. Oz's mouth.

16. OctoMom's reality show.

17. Britney Spears as the new face of Candies. That's Candies–as in apparel for teen girls.

18. Stickers that don't come off things you purchase. But you know they should.

19. Leg warmers redux.

20.The fate of the massive amount of Christmas decorations I stuck up in the attic about 6 years ago.

21. David Hasselhoff

I'm just getting warmed up! I could do that all day long! You have through Friday evening to leave a comment. I'll announce the winners next Monday in honor of my first day with freshmen. Just let me know at least one thing that is scary to you, light hearted or serious. Whichever! Can't wait to hear what you have to say.

In case you need some research help for your answer, you can always text these people:

Tee-hee. That makes me laugh. Have a great rest of the week.

JEN

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Jenny B. Jones - August 14, 2009

Okay, I’m scared of the fact that I just typed responses and my computer ATE THEM. Round II…

Sheila, I’m afraid of the fact that I don’t know the difference between a cicada and a grasshoppper. Getting trapped in outer space–good one. Have you seen the preview for the new show that’s like Grey’s for outer space? I can’t watch it. I simply can’t. Not without an inhaler nearby. And pilot lights. TOTALLY. Scary, mysterious,invisible things. I do not like them. And as for the last one…that could be a number of boys…can you narrow it down? Oh, and Mr. D said to tell you hello…

Lynn, so Christy and I are the determining factor of whether your daughter has a fit or not? That is a heavy, heavy burden you’ve placed upon us.

Natalie, your epipen fear sounds perfectly legit. Then again, there are people I’m sure we’d all LIKE to stab with an epipen.

Tegan, are we talking crows, buzzards, vultures? Or cute little finch type of birds?

Dani, puppets are creepy. And you haven’t lived ’til you’ve had a bird poop on you. It’s like a little “hello” from nature.

Brittanie, concise list. Check, check, check. Right there w/ya.

Lizzie, it’s okay to admit your kleptomaniac ways are starting to get to your conscience. We don’t judge here. . .much.

Mark, rejection is a good one. Encompasses a lot. I’m sure it keeps all of us from trying a ton of things.

Katherine, I have a friend who refuses to open any windows in her house at all. She would totally relate.

Harmony, what year of college are you? Have you read Deadly Emotions by Don Colbert? He is an advisor/dr. to Joyce Meyer. I HIGHLY recommend this book. Email me if you want some info. I could talk all day long about this.

Deborah, Ronald McD is scary. Especially when you look at him. Really, really look at him.

Maddee, I’m ready for Gladiator sandals to go out too. Yesterday I had a moment of weakenss and almost bought some. Then I rebuked the spirit of Uncomfortable Shoes and Excessive Toe Exposure and put them back on the shelf.

Mary, you can always judge the depth of a friend’s love by how willing they are to tell you there is something on your face, in your teeth, or you need to make an appt with your electrolysis clinic.

Jennifer A, I am so sorry for your loss of a TV. You have my deep sympathies. How are you making it? And not gonna be at ACFW? WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! This makes me sad.

Katie P, I loved the combo of 1 and 2.

Jennifer, I have no children, but do have a niece and nephew. I will have random scary “what if” thoughts, so i can’t imagine how big the anxiety would be if it involved my own children.

Hannah, my FAVE black flats that I’m trying to replace are FROM Target!!! I can’t ever wear Target/WM/Payless type of shoes, but the heavens opened up one day and I found these ballet flats at Target last year, and we have been together ever since. But now they are gross and must be retired. So yesterday I searched for them on ebay. Nothing. And then just for kicks I tried Target.com to see if they were on clearance (since it had been forever since they’d been on the shelves) and THERE THEY WERE–not on clearance, but who cares!!! I bought two pair and then did a moonwalk of happiness.

Kate–GOOD GOSH. Are you kidding me? i can’t even stand to see someone get spit on in movies. It bugs me on so many levels. I hate mucusy spit too. I could go on about this, but I want. Cuz I’m already grossing myself out. I’m not grossed out easily, but that does it EVERY TIME. And I think you are great and successful and who wants to be president anyway? The world picks you apart and SNL makes fun of you. You don’t want to be prez.

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Kim K - August 14, 2009

I’m afraid of spiders, snakes and other creepy crawlies. I fear bungee jumping and sky diving, but know if someone pushed me out of my comfort zone into the free falling air, I’d be glad I did it once I landed safe and sound. :o)

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melodie - August 14, 2009

Whoa. hope I”m not too late in posting. Everyone’s got sooo many fears. Yikes. Or else everyone wants a copy of another one of your fabulous books 🙂
So here’s a few of mine, quick:
-I’m afraid of growing up to be average, and not realizing my dreams
-I’m afraid of hurting the people I love
(And here’s a weird one) -I’m afraid of being too old for Peter Pan to take me to Neverland. I know, I know, I’m a disturbed child. 🙂 But when I was little, I was obsessed.
Oh, and one more. I’m going on a cruise Monday, and I”m afraid of it sinking 😀

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Missa - August 14, 2009

Well I’m afraid of a lot of things but some that come to mind are…
1. Choking on an orange…just an orange I dont fear choking on anything else other than oranges.
2. Getting a cut in the ocean and attracting a Great White.
3. The dark…God only knows whats in it
4. Scoobie Doo, Y? I’m not so sure, maybe the monsters in it?
5. And that one day I shall wake up and find my hair as short as Ellen Degeneres’ and my mom will still force me to go to school.
🙂 Just a few of the weirdest ones, the others are things like spiders and such.

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Missa - August 14, 2009

Oh and Rondald Mcd I agree he is scary! Example: My cusins dad (who I should call my uncle but dont because i have only met the man twice) played him in a couple comercials. Now if you have met this man you have a reason to completly freaked of Ronald…this man scares me to the core. So I understand that fear so much!

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Katie Jones - August 14, 2009

ok i have tons of fears but most are just weired things like kite flying- i hate kites because i just can’t stand looking up at them when they are so high- im also afraid that i might let it go and it would fly away- im the same way with baloons- im scared of letting them fly away- thats why i just dont fly kites and i never touch anything with helium in it- so not natural. I’m am way more afraid of making mistkes- I get really nervous under pressure- I stiil don’t know how i play sports and actually make it through most games without freaking ou- but when it comes to tests and stuff i freak out becaude im just sitting there and the teacher thinks i payed attention- i didn’t. So thats what I’m mostly afraid of- nothing too terrible-please enter me in the drawing 🙂 oh and jen, I think it would be awesome for you to come to the chritian bookstore Lifeway in fortsmith, or Solid Rock, or Books A Million, or.. anywhere! I saw all of your books there at Lifeway and I think it would be a great place for a book-signing. It would be awesome to meet a local author!!!

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Brandi - August 14, 2009

I am absolutely terrified of spiders. I can tolerate small insects, but spiders just freak me out. It gives me the creeps. I’m also terrified of heights.

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Michael - August 14, 2009

My embarrassing fear is when I have to get up to go to the restroom in the middle of the night in a dark bathroom. I usually have to flip the light on and off really quickly just to make sure there’s not a snake curled up in the toilet, or some poor drowning mouse/rat that is trying to get out and might see my behind as a way to get out. There I said it. Or typed it…out loud for all to see.

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Lydia Cote - August 15, 2009

I am terrified of lightning, cockroaches and rattlesnakes. i know soo original

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Carly - August 15, 2009

I’m scared of rides that go really high and then drop you, small talk, that ghost in The Grudge, that I’ll hate high school, when it’s really late at night and everyone is asleep but you and you keep hearing these footstep-like noises, and evil-kidnapper men. And, of course, everyone is afraid of spiders. I also seem to think that everyone in my new high school class will hate me… weird.

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Rhonda - August 15, 2009

I’m afraid to board my dogs while I go on vacation. I have a terrible fear they will be lost. No one takes care of our children and pets the way we do.

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heather - August 22, 2009

I know the deadline has passed for the free book, however, I assume there is no deadline on posting fears in general. So here goes….

I am afraid of AMISH people. In case you wonder why:
First, have you seen children of the corn?
Second, what is up their hatred of the zipper? I mean really it is an inanimate object…I find this highly suspect and scary.

I am afraid of squirrels. Not the regular ones, but the flying ones. Was almost attacked by one on my balcony once. Called my dad (who lived in another state for help) he laughed at me. This only served to strengthen my fear of being alone and having no one to help me ward off attack squirrels.

Well, I have other fears but those are my top two.
Heather

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