Just Between You and Me…I’m Giving Away Books

How is it Wednesday already? (Actually, how is it NOT Christmas break already?) I have endured, survived, and championed my way through the first day of school. No kids til next week, so things are still pretty easy. Actually I am blessed with the best schedule EVER this year, so I have zero reasons to complain. About school anyway. So let me pick something else…
I am the take-it-home-and-then-try-on-take-it-all-back-later queen. Like right now I have 15 pairs of flats in my house. FIFTEEN. Is it REALLY that hard to make a ballet flat that you can tolerate longer than 10 minutes? I would think it would be the easiest shoe in the world to make. It's not like a heel, where you have to take gravity and ankle joints into consideration. But every flat I try. . .AWFUL. But how cool is this–Tuesday I tweeted about coming home to a big box of Zappos, and Zappos retweeted me!!! Zappos! My heroes of footwear! The people who are CRAZY to even let me shop there anymore because for every 40 pair I order, I only keep like one and return the rest. On their dime. It's out of control.
So the release date for Just Between You and Me is mere weeks away. How about we give away some copies? The book is about Maggie Montgomery, a thirty-year old woman who lives a seemingly fearless life. She travels the world as a cinematographer for a TV show and loves nothing better than to parachute out of planes or scale a mountain. But with one phone call from her father back home, her careful facade crumbles. In the novel Maggie has to face some pretty big fears she has, knowing if she doesn't let go and truly surrender them, life is never going to be what it needs to be. The most obvious fear of hers is water. She's not-so-secretly afraid of water. SO…this week's question of the week is: What are you afraid of? And you don't have to get deep and serious if you don't want to. For example, I'm afraid of tons of things.
1. We know I'm afraid of plane rides.
2. And heights.
3. But I'm also afraid of getting a lunar eclipe and a solar eclipse mixed up and looking directly at the wrong one and my eyeballs burning out of the sockets like a zombie.
4. I'm afraid of vitamins that are unnecessarily the size of my fist.
5. I'm afraid of being by myself when I choke because I will never be able to throw myself against the corner of a table and will have to just lie down on the floor and patiently wait for death.
6. I'm afraid I'll use the incorrect form of lay or lie. Like for item number five? I had to look that up.
7. I'm afraid of I'm never going to find a picture/piece of art to go over my mantle. (speaking of excessive purchases and returns…)
8. I'm afraid of getting stuck in an elevator with Clay Aiken, Judge Judy, and a midget wrestler.
9. I'm afraid the fact that I cannot find a decent pair of black flats and have purchased over 20 is a sad metaphor for something else in my life.
10. Peas
11. Women who shower in perfume that smells like the stuff that I use to kill wasps.
12. How my family would fight over custody of my cat if I should pass on to the great catless beyond.
13. That someone might look close and notice where I've drawn a stick horse in the dust on my buffet table.
14. That anchovies and I will ever meet.
15. The things that come out of Dr. Oz's mouth.
16. OctoMom's reality show.
17. Britney Spears as the new face of Candies. That's Candies–as in apparel for teen girls.
18. Stickers that don't come off things you purchase. But you know they should.
19. Leg warmers redux.
20.The fate of the massive amount of Christmas decorations I stuck up in the attic about 6 years ago.
21. David Hasselhoff
I'm just getting warmed up! I could do that all day long! You have through Friday evening to leave a comment. I'll announce the winners next Monday in honor of my first day with freshmen. Just let me know at least one thing that is scary to you, light hearted or serious. Whichever! Can't wait to hear what you have to say.
In case you need some research help for your answer, you can always text these people:
Tee-hee. That makes me laugh. Have a great rest of the week.
JEN