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I never knew I was so desirable until I got on Facebook. My visage is apparently so alluring, it draws men even from foreign countries. From thousands of miles away, they sense my sexy.  They write me messages and are so love-drunk, they forget how to spell. They are so besotted, their English fails them.

This one, from Fadel, sent an arrow straight to my heart:

Well hi sexy lady Jenny BABY, Well i just wish to send you this mail and i hope you don't mind be-cos i was just also looking for a very serious and hardworking AND HONESTLY AND WELL SINCERELY AND STRAIGHT PERSON TO BE WITH AND ARE YOU 4 REAL. And i just love your sexy pic with your friend over their And has you had already said and this is all about me and i really wish to hear from you soon.

Dear Fadel,
Your mix of CAPS and text lingo has certainly turned my head. How could it not?
Your attached photo does resemble a mug shot, but I know that's just a little Photoshop humor on your part. I like how you are looking for a hard-working hetero lady. You seem to be a man with your priorities straight. She must like dudes, and she must be a work horse.

I also like how you say, “this is all about me.” Your honesty is totes attractive. I'm cool with the way you just lay it out there, lest I think ours would be a relationship built on generosity and selflessness. Or green cards and Visas.

Just when I thought you couldn't get any dreamier, I read on and your correspondence tells me you are Oxford educated. As if I hadn't guessed that already.

Even though I'm blocking you for now, I'm not doing it for safety reasons. Think of it as a test of our love. If we are truly meant to be, you and your desire for my social security number…you will find me again.

Luv2U
Jenny

 

Jenny B Jones
 

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lynette eason - March 18, 2013

ROFL!!! Could I please copy and paste? I think I got the same message from Fadal…what a player!

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Ruth - March 18, 2013

Oh this is awesome. 🙂

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Jenny B Jones - March 18, 2013

Wait. He didn’t just send that to me? I’m going to have to process this. So hurt…

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Tonya - March 18, 2013

I got one of those the other day but it wasn’t Fadel . I have notice they always come from other countries.

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Kelli Standish - March 18, 2013

I took a sip of tea, in the quiet of the Library, right as I began reading this post. Big mistake. BIG MISTAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL. Best. Blog. Post. Ever.

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Julie Arduini - March 19, 2013

I didn’t hear from Fadal, but I cleaned out my “other” FB message folder and I missed out on at least 6 men of mature age. They are seeking friendship or even marriage. One even asked if I was happy in marriage because my profile picture looks fun and if I’m not happy, that guy thinks he could keep me happy.

And it’s a broad generalization, much in how poor Nigeria gets the whole scammer rep, but they were all from the UK.

Best wishes to you and Fadal. 🙂

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Julie Garmon - March 19, 2013

Too funny, Jenny! 🙂

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Kari - March 19, 2013

This is amazing!

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Jenny - March 20, 2013

Once Fadel finds you and you make it official, please let me provide the flights to unite you. It seems I’m a magnet for calling “this number right away to claim 2 free round trip flights”. Trouble is I’m in a family of 5! Woe is me!! But now, NOW, I see that it was never about me in the first place. It was about Fadel!

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Sydney Davis Jr. Jr. - March 20, 2013

That jerk! He swore he “luvd” me “n wanted 2 b w/me” and then I find THIS? I just can’t seem to find a good guy via my spam folder anymore…

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Sharon - March 20, 2013

This is great 🙂 I’ve missed your blogs so much!

I’m sure you and Fadel will live on happily.

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Jenny B Jones - March 24, 2013

Thanks for the support everyone. I’ll let you know where we’re registered.

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Hannah - April 27, 2013

Omg that makes total sense about what u based the charmed life series off of. GENIUS!!!!!

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