The Best Day EVER!!!
ODE TO SNOW
Snow, I love your whitey, school-closing goodness,
Your frozen, sleet-filled, crystal flakes.
And I just knew you'd come through for me,
Like Pamela Anderson knows her boobs are fakes.
I love watching TV and getting to read.
I love not working and getting to snooze.
For you snow, I'd shout my love to the world.
I'd jump on Oprah's couch like Tom Cruise.
We didn't get enough precip for sledding,
But I know there's always a next time.
It was enough to watch the closings scroll by,
Knowing the hills were too iced for buses to climb.
I shall patiently wait on your sweet return.
Until then I'll continue my same snow dance
I'll still pray and offer up student sacrifices
Until flakes fall. Or Britney wears underpants.