Just when you think thereâ€™s nothing on TV, ABC has solved our problem. Why it was just yesterday I was thinking, those Geico caveman are so funny. Wouldnâ€™t it be great if that one minute had 29 more! Yes, ABC is giving the intellectual cavemen their own show. Because Neanderthals have so much in common with Jack Bauer, Dr. McDreamy, andâ€¦okay, they have NOTHING in common with them. I just really donâ€™t want to see the missing link dramatized on TV. Reminds me of boys I dated in junior high.
Paris Hilton. Oh, sighhh. Girl has a petition out for people to sign that will go to Governor Schwarzenegger, begging for her freedom. You know she is about to pee her pants right now. Mom Kathy says, “This is pathetic and disgusting, a waste of taxpayer money with all this nonsense. This is a joke.”Are we talking about The Simple Life here or Parisâ€™s sentence?Either way, I smell another reality series coming on. Or at least a Lifetime movie. What I donâ€™t get is why did Paris drive in the first place? Why didnâ€™t she think, â€œHmmâ€¦wish I knew somebody who had a limo.Wish I knew somebody rich enough to drive me and Tinkerbell around.â€ I mean Dad has his own personal jet, so Iâ€™m pretty sure at the very least he couldâ€™ve fronted you some money for a cab.
Speaking of TV reaching a new lowâ€”so have I. I am reading the book Sink Reflections. Itâ€™s for those who are â€œoverwhelmed, disorganized, and living in chaos.â€ It says it will change my life. Iâ€™m only on page 47, but Iâ€™m hoping a man is gonna pop out by p. 102.
Finally, the net is abuzz with the sad story of Star Trekâ€™s Scottyâ€™s ashes. They are lost somewhere in the mountains of New Mexico. The Trekkies are STRESSED. I donâ€™t know why. Didnâ€™t they WATCH Star Trek?The crew was lost every single episode, so youâ€™d think theyâ€™d rejoice that the tradition continues even in death.
You know, when the world just doesnâ€™t make sense, when Iâ€™m stressed to the max and yearn for things to slow down, I take comfort in remembering simpler times. I turn to … Justin and Britneyâ€¦