The Good, The Bad, And The Princes
Iâ€™ve been so busy cleaning my house that I havenâ€™t had time to blog.
Bwa-hahaha! Okay, not really. There have been some documented moments of dusting though. And I did unload the dishwasher this week, so that has to count for something.
I am eagerly anticipating the Matt Lauer interview of Wills and Harry, otherwise known as my future family. Though since itâ€™s a Dateline interview, I donâ€™t know how this is going to go down. If you are a young man and Dateline calls and want to meet with you, RUN! Before you know it, youâ€™re sitting in your kitchen staring at a laptop, and some reporter has a mic in your face saying, â€œDo you know this thirteen year old?â€ I will be very disappointed if Wills and Harry are not on Dateline to discuss the future of the monarchy, their mother, their lives, and me. I know they are not predators, but I would still be able to sleep better at night if I knew Primetime was interviewing them instead. Be on your guard, princely gentlemen. Be on your guard.
As mentioned, I will be traveling to stalk Wills, er, I mean vacationing in Europe at the end of July. We are taking a highly recommended tour of England. A new addition has been added to this tour, and I hate it already. Itâ€™s evil. Itâ€™s scary. Itâ€™s TALL. Itâ€™s a giant Ferris wheel. Iâ€™ve never even been on one. They sway, they swing, and theyâ€¦I donâ€™t know, they have Nazi origins? Okay, I donâ€™t know, but I hate them. I could fall out! Well, this beauty, the London Eye, is 443 feet high (Hello, that's 438 feet taller than me.). My friends are proud of the fact that itâ€™s the tallest observation wheel in the world. Umâ€¦thatâ€™s a reason to AVOID itâ€”not jump on it. Wikipedia has this to say about it: â€œThe rim of the Eye is supported by tie rods and resembles a huge spoked bicycle wheel.â€ Oh, okay. That makes me feel MUCH better. Itâ€™s made of twist ties and bicycle parts, for crying out loud. So yeah, excited about that. I am really looking forward to losing my cookies, er, my scones, in a bubble suspended a million feet in the air. And Iâ€™ve seen Spider Man. This is the type of place that people who want to destroy the world TARGET. Oh, well. I guess I have a while yet to prepare. And make out my last will and testament.