Student Quotes
When you ask your students questions, you never know what you're going to hear in response.
What would you get if you could have anything for Christmas?
Male Student: Emma Watson
What would your super power be?
Student 1: To control my very molecules.
Student 2: Super toes
Student 3: I'd turn into a fighting robot.
Student 4: Teleportation. I'd send people away.
Line from Creative Writing Essay From Male Student:
She had a remarkable fragrance. She smelled like freshly baked cinnamon rolls.
What's something you're good at?
Quiet Male Student: Booty Dancing
What's something you couldn't live without?
Student 1: Air…or peanut butter.
Student 2: My liver.
What changes would you make in the school?
Student: I'd buy a jet that comes out of the basketball court, and we'd go save the day.
Who's your least favorite singer?
Student 1: Andrew Lacey-uh.
Me: Who?
Student 2: Enrique Iglesias?
Student 1: Yeah!
Who's your least favorite singer?
Student 3: That's 90's dude. David Bowie. Wait, maybe he's from the 60's.
What's the last random act of kindness you did?
Male Student: I had to babysit.
Me: That's nice of you.
Male Student: One of them was a 16 year old girl. And I got paid.
I wish…
Student: I wish I could go to England in 1966.
Me: Why?
Student: That's when they won the World Cup in Quidditch.
What did you do this weekend?
Student: I watched all the Star Wars and decided it's basically one big sexual metaphor.
What are you good at?
Male Student 1: Dancing with a dress on.
Male Student 2: I'm good at breathing.
Me: Breathing.
Male Student 2: Yes. Through my nose and mouth. Sometimes at the same time.
What did you do this weekend?
Hannah: I saw Breaking Dawn.
Me: Was it good?
Hannah: Yeah. In the first 5 seconds, Jacob takes his shirt off.
Jacob: I did not!
I wish I knew more about…
Male Student: The ladies.
Who's someone dead you'd like to meet?
Student: Paul McCartney
Me: He's still alive.
Student: He is? Oh. Ringo Starr.
Me: He's alive too.
Student: I don't know! That one Beatle–Jimi Hendrix.
What's a class you wish we offered?
Student 1: A class to meet really cool people.
Student 2: You're already in one!
