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So I saw The Avengers. It's good. I didn't love it, but I liked it. I really like comic book movies. And there are so many super stars in this movie. There's the dad from 90210. And the little sister from Growing Pains. Cobie Smulders from How I Met Your Mother. I kept expecting Barney to walk through.
I think the movie could've been a little better though. Like Thor needs a hair cut. And Hulk needs some speech therapy. And maybe a puppy. He's very angry inside.
And how do Banner's pants fit Hulk? That makes no sense. What kind of Lycra does Bruce have in those Dockers?
I came back to school Monday, and I told my kids I saw the movie. My girls asked, “Was Captain America cute?”
“How can you not just stare at him?”
“Because he has weird hair.”
But my ninth grade girls are certain they'd like Chris Evans to Captain their Americas.
And why does everyone in super hero movies wear such tight clothes? Almost every person was just a centimeter away from Total Camel Toe. How can you fight crime when you can't even wear underwear? That's not right. Your Hanes should always be invited to the party. Can heroes really focus on world saving when they're having to take shallow breaths lest their guts bust a seam? And why do so many wear onesies? Who does that? And where do you buy those things? “I need a spandex onesie. Some stars. Some stripes. Some built-in pecs.”
You know who would make a good super hero?
He would wear underwear.
Did you see The Avengers? Like? Dislike?
Who do you think would make a good super hero?
I saw the Avengers and it was good, but I would hesitate to call it great. I got confused about the Hulk too, one minute he was uncontrollable and the next minute he knew exactly what was going on…since superheros wear spandex I think David Beckam might rock that kind of outfit…I’m not sure how he would do as a hero though