Whachu Reading?

Blog will be random today. I am le pooped and have Mushy Brain Syndrome. So far the only treatment is chocolate. And cereal. If you're on Twitter/Facebook this is old news, but this weekend I caved and bought a box (Family size of course) of Fruity Pebbles. Yesterday afternoon I threw them in the trash. Yesterday evening I dug them out of the trash. Proud, proud moment…

Thanks for chiming in on the book cover discussion. You guys picked some great ones. One I forgot to mention that I love is the cover for The Invention of Hugo Cabret, a book I ADORED. (Though I always mess up and say, “Hey, have you read the Invention of Hugo Chavez? But trust me, this book is not about the leader of the Bolivian Revolution.) Is that not the best book cover? It's art.

When I worked in a small school, we all traded funny emails all the time. Not like forwards, but smarty comments to staff memos, questions, etc. I really miss that. At the super grande school I teach at, our faculty is so large we can be pretty distant (read: boring). So any small measure of humor pretty much makes my day. Last month one of our asst. principals sent out an email that asked if any of us wanted to teach a mini-class on technology. Not only am I a techno moron, but I have no technology in my classroom. As a speech teacher, I don't even have a digital projector for PowerPoints. (I know, right?)  I have an old, clunky outdated overhead projector. So I emailed back and said, “How about a class about how to make the most of your 1986 projector?” My princpal replies: “You are lucky to have even that. Not everyone does.”  He was right.

Fast forward a month or so later, and we get an email today that lists the upcoming teachers of our technology sessions. My name was on there. Here is the class listing:
Pod Casting
InterWrite Boards
One-Note
Advanced Gradebook
SharePoint
Journal in Outlook
PDF Files
How to Make the Most of Your 1986 Overhead Projector

Very funny. The genuine techies were probably totally impressed, I'm sure. They haven't used an old school projector since carbon paper went out of style.

A blog I check almost daily is Novel Journey. This past Monday they had a great post on middle level YA. I LOVE LOVE LOVE middle level books. They have the best covers (speaking of covers, not to mention today I went to a book store and there was a YA book with a puffy 3D cover. I totally ran my hand over it. I'll probably get swine flu, but it will be worth it) and there are just so many great stories.  I was beyond thrilled to read this librarian's take on the best books for 2009. Because little did I know, favorite YA author in the whole wide universe (including all those new planets that keep popping up) Richard Peck had a new book come out this year–a new addition to the Grandma Dowdel series. A Year Down Yonder, book two in the series, is probably my most favorite book of all time–YA or adult fiction. If you haven't read it, you are missing out. Truly. After I read it the first time I made a ton of other people read it–even my grandmother–who was like, “Bring on another one!”  I mean seriously go get that book today. Grandma Dowdel is who I loosely based Mad Maxine on in the Katie Parker Production series. I think Grandma Dowdel could be one of the best characters in literature. Definitely one of the best in YA. Richard Peck is a genius, and he makes it look so easy. You feel like you are right there in the story and these are people you know. Anyway, book three is called A Season of Gifts. I had to go to Barnes and Noble to get it today. I am an Amazon addict, but I decided I couldn't wait 5 days for it. I will let you know how it is. If you've read it and it was mediocre, don't even tell me!!!

Did anyone see Where the Wild Things Are? I haven't seen it yet, but it's on my list. But then again, so is sleeping, and that hasn't happened for most of the week.  Thus my rambling blog…and my Fruity Pebbles dependence. (Oh, the power of suggestion. Just got up and dug the box out of the trash AGAIN. It's SUCH a good thing I'm not into drugs…I'd never get out of rehab. Dr. Drew would totally give up on me. Speaking of that, did you know the actress who played the little girl (youngest daughter) on Family Matters went on to be a stripper and addict and was on Celebrity Rehab? Urkel would not be impressed, little missy!)

You know what I love about Halloween? (BESIDES the candy) I love all the random games on the internet. Like this one. That could keep me entertained for hours.

Have you all seen this yet? It's an office–all singing Backstreet Boys–on one take.

I love the guy who crawls OVER his computer all cat-like. For a second I thought he was gonna take it to PG-13-ville. Meeow.

Do you write Christian speculative fiction? ( We old timers still call this fantasy.)  If so, sharpen your pencils and fire up your keyboards. Check out this cool opportunity for unpublished speculative (cough**fantasy!) writers.

October 18, 2009
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Marcher Lord Press Announces Marcher Lord Select
(Colorado Springs, CO)–Marcher Lord Press, the premier publisher of Christian speculative fiction, today announced the debut of a revolution in fiction acquisitions.
“Marcher Lord Select is American Idol meets book acquisitions, ” says publisher Jeff Gerke. “We're presenting upwards of 40 completed manuscripts and letting ‘the people' decide which one should be published.”
The contest will proceed in phases, Gerke explains, in each subsequent round of which the voters will receive larger glimpses of the competing manuscripts.
The first phase will consist of no more than the book's title, genre, length, a 20-word premise, and a 100-word back cover copy teaser blurb. Voters will cut the entries from 40 to 20 based on these items alone.
“We want to show authors that getting published involves more than simply writing a great novel,” Gerke says. “There are marketing skills to be developed–and you've got to hook the reader with a good premise.”
Following rounds will provide voters with a 1-page synopsis, the first 500 words of the book, the first 30 pages of the book, and, in the final round, the first 60 pages of the book.
The manuscript receiving the most votes in the final round will be published by Marcher Lord Press in its Spring 2010 release list.
No portion of any contestant's mss. will be posted online, as MLP works to preserve the non-publication status of all contestants and entries.
Participating entrants have been contacted personally by Marcher Lord Press and are included in Marcher Lord Select by invitation only.
“We're also running a secondary contest,” Gerke says. “The ‘premise contest' is for those authors who have completed a Christian speculative fiction manuscript that fits within MLP guidelines and who have submitted their proposals to me through the Marcher Lord Press acquisitions portal before October 29, 2009.”
The premise contest will allow voters to select the books that sound the best based on a 20-word premise, a 100-word back cover copy teaser blurb, and (possibly) the first 500 words of the book.
The premise contest entrants receiving the top three vote totals will receive priority acquisitions reading by MLP publisher Jeff Gerke.
“It's a way for virtually everyone to play, even those folks who didn't receive an invitation to compete in the primary Marcher Lord Select contest.”
The premise contest is open to anyone with a completed Christian speculative fiction manuscript that meets MLP guidelines for length, content, genre, worldview, audience, etc. To enter, authors must complete the acquisitions form found at the Marcher Lord Press site and supply all the components listed below on or before October 29, 2009.
Marcher Lord Select officially begins on November 1, 2009, and runs until completion in January or February 2010. All voting and discussions and Marcher Lord Select activities will take place at The Anomaly forums in the Marcher Lord Select subforum. Free registration is required.
“In order for this to work as we're envisioning, ” Gerke says, “we need lots and lots of voters. So even if you're not a fan of Christian science fiction or fantasy, I'm sure you love letting your voice be heard about what constitutes good Christian fiction. So come on out and join the fun!”
Marcher Lord Press is a Colorado Springs-based independent publisher producing Christian speculative fiction exclusively. MLP was launched in fall of 2008 and is privately owned. Contact: Jeff Gerke; www.marcherlordpres s.com.

And if fantasy isn't politically correct, don't bother emailing and correcting me. I still say “chick lit” too. And so does Bridgette Jones.

On a writing loop I'm on, they have posed the question “what are you reading right now?” I love hearing what people are reading. I have been known to get downright obvious and obnoxious in order to see what a person is reading in an airport or on the beach. “Oh, excuse me, random stranger. I seemed to have dropped my Cinnabon in your lap. Let me just…see what you're reading…” I think a person's book selection just…says things, you know? (This is why my home library only consists of classics like War and Peace and the full collection of William Shakespeare. In various languages. Yep. Nothing immature in there at all. . .like Calvin and Hobbes.

We know I'm getting ready to read the new Richard Peck book, but I just finished The Help. This is a major best seller and destined to be a movie. I've heard the audio version is FABULOUS, and if you read the book that will not surprise you at all. This book is all about voice. Specifically voices. Three of them. It's a story told in first person by three different women during the upswing of the civil rights movement of the early 60s. It's not about politics. It's about what civil rights (the lack of ) really looked like behind closed doors. Two of the narrators are African American maids. The other is young twenty-something Skeeter, who grew up having a maid. She lives the privileged life that feeds the other two narrators. Skeeter eventually gets the idea to write a book…about “the help.” And it's about her journey, recruiting the maids for research to get their stories (in a time when an African American could be beaten to disfigurement for using a white toilet), and how their personal lives intersect. It is freakin' brilliant. It's long–I mean I thought it needed a little trimmy-poo, but it's so worth it. I loved this book. It has tons of lines that just make you want to get out the highlighter. But yet it's not TOO literary, you know?

Also I just semi-finished Graceling. I liked the concept behind this wildly popular and highly touted YA. But…I didn't really get into the book. I was bored. Sometimes I think my taste meter is off. But I was bored. I also wasn't crazy about Hunger Games, so take it for what it's worth.

Anyway, that's what I'm reading. What about you? AND have you read A Year Down Yonder? Cause if you haven't, we need to do a giveaway. (And pray for your lost soul…) So you have two things to answer.

Can't wait to read your answers. I get to find out what you're reading WITHOUT doing the awkward blatant stare thing.
JEN

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Tammy - October 21, 2009

I read Graceling also and thought that it was okay, but definatly not one of my favorites.
I just finished reading a book called Blue Bloods by
Melissa de la cruz. I really liked that book and I can’t wait to get the rest of the series. Another book I liked was called City of bones by Cassandra Clare. Have a great rest of the week!

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Rhonda - October 21, 2009

As of now–I’m reading A Year Down Yonder. I just finished Cesar’s Way (by Cesar Millan and Melissa Jo Peltier). Oh, and I read Old Yeller yesterday–LOVE that book.

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Jenny B Jones - October 21, 2009

My parents need to read Cesar’s Way. Because the Jones Way equals a rabid biting dog. And Old Yeller? Are you serious? I’d rather get a million paper cuts! Oh, the pain.

Tammy, I’ve heard City of Bones is good!

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Carra - October 21, 2009

Thank you for that hilarious BSB video! It makes me want to videotape (does that word date me?) the crazy shenanigans that go on around my office…but I also don’t want visual evidence I don’t do anything other than work all day…oh life’s little dilemmas.

I just finished An American Wife by Curtis Sittenfeld and just started Thirteen Reasons Why by Jay Asher. Wife was overrated and a bit boring (it, too, needed a trimmy-poo). I’m about 60 pages into Thirteen, and I am loving it–so creative (if a bit morbid).

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Tammy - October 21, 2009

Jenny- I’m in love with City of Bones and that whole series.

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Catrina - October 21, 2009

LOVED LOVED LOVED that video!!!!

Right now I’m reading Do Hard Things by Alex and Brett Harris… My best friend recommended it… and I just finished reading Fools Rush In by Janice Thompson. It wasn’t my favorite book but it was good I guess…

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Colene - October 21, 2009

i was not at all please with the City of … series. its big but just didnt amaze me. but whatever i like graceling. so were all a little off right?

trying to trudge through Wide Acre, which is fabulously written and has great characters and a good plot BUT it hasnt been a book i dont want to put down, you know? think about it all day when i cant read or anything so boo. after it im reading one Dr. K gave me Dark World or something and then your books are next on the TBR Pile.

and why cant all offices have that kind of relationship?

hope your mush brain clears up. i hear all Dr. prescribe a few hours of television, internet, and junk food is the best remedy so keep working on it. you have to take the whole bottle of all of it or it will come back.

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Siri - October 21, 2009

Seriously?! You took my Graceling suggestion? Weird…any way to totally reply to Tammy’s comment…Blue Bloods is awesome…and coming from me thats big.
I don’t really do the ‘vampire’ books but the plot of these is awesome!!!!
Can’t wait to read the new Van Alen Legacy!!!!

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Natalie - October 21, 2009

I’m reading WICKED right now. I know you hated it, but loved the musical.
I’m on page 70 and trying to figure out what on earth is going on. I can’t tell if I dislike it or am indifferent to it. But I haven’t thrown in the towel yet.

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Tammy - October 21, 2009

Siri- Yeah I loved it! I cant wait to get the 2nd book, they totally left me hanging at the end of the first one!

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Paris - October 21, 2009

ohmigosh thanks for posting that contest thing. for weeks i’ve thought they have competions for singers, people who can cook, etc. but nothing for writers. This isn’t a tv show, but it’s better then nothing!

Last book I read was So Not Happening (I loved it), passed it on to me sister (she loved it), and now our friend has it (she loves it). Oh, and in our minds Luke is Nick Jonas so we’re all jealous of Bella…:)

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Hannah - October 21, 2009

I’m reading Lord of the Rings right now. Again. And it rocks. (Sorry, just had to throw that out there.) I write fantasy, and if I write a book a fifth as good as Tolkien did, I’d die a happy gal.

No, haven’t read A Year Down Yonder. I’m sorry, I’m sorry! But I hadn’t even heard of it until I started reading your books and blog. And…I still have yet to read it.

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Emily - October 21, 2009

I am reading Miracle Girls, the first one in the series, b4 Breaking up is hard to do =) I would recommend even though it is a teen book the series Hollywood Nobody by Lisa Samson! IT is F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S!!!!

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Heather aka Dynamic Uno - October 21, 2009

Right now I’m reading Pride and Prejudice and Zombies! It’s absolutely hilarious! Imagine the prim and proper British folks dealing with brain craving zombies! (That and it’s a New York Times Bestseller published within the last 3 years, which fits the criteria for some of my English teachers’ projects.) Hee! Hee!

I haven’t read Richard Peck’s newest series. I met him back when I was in high school many moons ago, and he weirded me out, so I stopped reading his books. The man was (is?) a wonderful writer though.

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CHRISTA - October 21, 2009

Havah.

Loving it!

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CHRISTA - October 21, 2009

Havah by Tosca Lee. Loving it.

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Alana - October 21, 2009

Hi! I’ve lurked (ech, that sounds creepy) here for a little while…but I love your books! Anyways, have you read the Mark of the Lion trilogy by Francine Rivers? Fabulous, awe-inspiring, and painful…takes awhile to get into though. Kristin Billerbeck’s books are awesome! I recently read “The Forgotten Garden” by Kate Morton. That was really good! Have you read “The Host” yet? Another one that is hard to get into, but is fabulous once it takes off! Anyways, just wanted to give some suggestions.

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Jenny B. Jones - October 21, 2009

Carra, I had the same verb dilemma. I taped my class last week, and I was like, “Okay, if you don’t want to be taped let me know. I mean filmed. Er recorded. Or digitally preserved?”

Alana, we are proud of you for coming out of lurkdom. I’m a lurker on blogs, too. Don’t worry. But GREAT book suggestion–Francine Rivers is a fabulous pick. And I love Billerbeck’s Ashley Stockingdale series. Haven’t read THe Host yet…I don’t know if I can.

Christa, I hear nothing but raves about Tosca’s two books.

Heather, that book is going on my Christmas list. The cover alone is amazing. I think you could have a totally crappy book and it wouldn’t matter with a fabulous cover like that.

Emily, I’m doing a Miracle Girls giveaway next week!

Hannah, Richard Peck called, and he asked you to please read his book of amazingness.

Paris, thanks for the book compliments. So glad you liked So Not Happening and shared it.

Siri and Tammy, okay, now I have to get this book. My TBR pile is out of control.

Natalie, let me know what you think of the book. I think I gave up about half way through then skimmed the rest, hoping for a big company song and dance in the end. It didn’t happen. . .

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Jenny B. Jones - October 21, 2009

Catrina, have you seen the movie Fools Rush In (not related to book?) It is sooo good.

Colene, I don’t think Dr. L would prescribe that, but since you know him better, I’m gonna go with that.

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Bethany Ellis - October 21, 2009

I just got a bunch of books for my birthday XD

Most recent (and upcoming) reads:

Self Incrimination by Randy Singer (He’s good.. John Grisham style, only Christian)

Cry in the Night by Colleen Coble (It was ok.. kinda strange, lol. 4th & last in the Rock Harbor Series)

One by Catherine Farnes (Her only adult novel.. I love her YA novels.. excellent! My fave’s Rivers of Judah)

Mostly I’ve been reading a lot of Randy Singer… and rereading old books like by you and stuff 😉

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Carol Daubenmire - October 22, 2009

Jenny, loved The Help! Best book I have read in a long long time. And the fact that its her first novel. Oh boy, motivates me to get back to writing. Not that I will write something like that. I am into non-fiction, but … you never know.

I was just about to ask Chip if he has read The Help. I don’t recall him commenting on it yet. Again, I think its extra news worthy because its great and her first novel.

Keep writing your wonderful BLOG.

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Eric - October 22, 2009

The Hunger Games and Catching Fire are SOO good I can’t wait for book 3 and the movie.

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Sara - October 22, 2009

I like reading your blog :). Your humor makes me laugh!
I am currently reading A Time to Embrace by Karen Kingsbury.

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Nicole P. - October 22, 2009

I think it’s fun to see what magazines people pick at the dentist. Like the unnaturally-red haired old women who go for People every time. 🙂

I just finished “Season of Candy Corn” by Debbie Viguie, and I’m currently reading “The Black Arrow” by Robert Louis Stevenson for school. YA chick lit verses a classic Moses probably read in school. 🙂

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Alana - October 22, 2009

Hi! Yay, I am out of lurkdom.. …I just thought of another great series that I read recently. I love books! I guess it is a good thing I work at a bookstore. Anyways…a really good fantasy-type series is the Poison Study by Maria V. Snyder….REALLY great! The first book is especially awesome…and she has a spin-off series. Some great Christian chick lit is the French Twist series by Sandra Byrd..starting with “Let Them Eat Cake.” Anyone else read that? Oh, if you can…give “The Host” a try. It took me about a year to get past the “body-snatcher” idea and actually pick it up…it took about 100 pages to really lose myself in the novel…but it is AWESOME! Stephenie Meyer just blows me away with her characters….anyways, well, I could talk about books forever. Can’t wait to read “I’m So Sure!”

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michael snyder - October 22, 2009

Just finished Juliet Naked by Nick Hornby (the ‘naked’ part refers to ‘unplugged’ music, not actual nudity) and am approaching the end of That Old Cape Magic by Richard Russo.

However, after perusing the suggestions here, I’m adding The Help to my TBR pile along with some lit by some chick named Jenny B. Jones.

Groovy blog, btw.

Mike

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